April 2010
Secret secrets are no fun, secret secrets hurt someone.
– Elizabeth the Stripper from The Office
March 2010
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displacedthoughts asked: thanks for the music suggestions, im going to check them all out now :)
EPIC.
datewithanight:
sofuckingindie:
itsbetterblackandwhite:
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freebitchbby:
schickiedickie:
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.. This made him. (Oh, man, this is so bad, it’s good). A...
This is how I feel about Chuck usually.
jeremydavies:
this show is like that hug you don’t want to end and it makes you feel warm but you know it will be over too soon.
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I don't want to give away all the stories...
werewolves:
a42towels:
But here’s another epic one. Some girl went up and asked Jared what kind of hairdryer he uses. Jared: Oh, uh…. I don’t actually care enough to know what kind it—- It’s a Conair 1500. Jensen then laughed, got up, and walked off stage from second hand embarrassment. As Jared continued his answer, Jensen came back on stage wearing a rainbow crown/wig type thing. Jensen: ...
Rozza and I made new friends on Omegle.
Their names are Zach, Mitch, and Ben, and they live in Canada.
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I’m one of the toughest girls I know.
One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making...
– A.A. Milne
hugsareclassy:
I found our old messages.
It’s quite a shame that things had to happen the way they did.
But then again, I should have known better.
I’m feeling a bit nostalgic tonight.
L’ennui est entré dans le monde par la paresse.
– “Trouble came to the world through laziness.”
La Bruyère.
I think, had the world’s careers not been modernized over the years and I was an Indian (Native-American, to be politically correct), I would have been a storyteller. I talk and talk and talk. It seems like the right side of my brain, the creative side of my brain, is the only side working. I can make things up on the spot. Not to mention that weird thing with my mind where I see locations...
If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner.
– (via one-twenty-five) (via skinnyminnie)
If I put the keys in my pocket, it distracts from...
I am a fatty, fat, fatty. Fatty McFatFat.
So maybe I'll spend the Summer in Alaska.
Or 7 months.
There’s just some sort of attraction I have to people associated with the Army.